Clothes Make the Human

It has come to my attention that you worry an awful lot about your clothes.

Should I wear shorts or long pants?
But my lucky shirt is in the wash!
I must go shopping—I have nothing to wear!

Don’t even try to explain, you know you’ve said these exact words.

I guess I can understand your dilemma, though. Being human, you lack even a marginally adequate fur coat.

Have you ever seen a naked human?

Exactly.

No wonder you people wear clothes!

Personally, I don’t have a bit of trouble with what to wear. As you can see from this picture, my bright blue eyes, lovely light brown fur and seal point markings are elegant enough for any occasion!

There is just one teensy-weensy problem that concerns me. Be honest—does this collar make me look fat?

Drat.

That’s what I was afraid of.

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Wonderstruck

Wowie! Guess what I just did?

Me.

Ringo.

You know, the cat who could barely read not that long ago? I finished reading a book with 627 pages! That is not a typo. Six hundred and twenty-seven! Far out, huh? Well, it really did have that many pages, but not all of them had words. Okay, so less than half of them had words. But still!

My recommendation for Operation Story Share today is called Wonderstuck by Brian Selznick. See, it starts out as two stories. Ben’s story is told in words. Rose’s story is told in pictures. My whiskers are twitching, wanting to tell you all about it, but I don’t want to ruin it for you. So I will just share what one reviewer said about it.

In the first of two alternating stories, Ben is struck deaf moments after discovering a clue to his father’s identity, but undaunted, he follows the clue’s trail to the American Museum of Natural History, in New York City. Flash to Rose’s story, told simultaneously through pictures, who has also followed the trail of a loved one to the museum—only 50 years before Ben. Ultimately, their lives collide in a surprising and inspired twist that is breathtaking and life-affirming.

That’s like a lot of fancy words to say that Wonderstuck by Brian Selznick is an AWESOME book, and I totally think you should read it. I know it looks way long and weighs a ton, but dude, if I can do it, so can you! And it’s super fun to “read” a story in pictures!  Would I lie to you?

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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Critique Groups!

Thanks to my superior secret agent observational skills, I’ve noticed that Cindy regularly disappears for hours at a time after saying, “See you later, Flash, I’m off to my critique group.” Since I wasn’t too sure what this meant, the last two times she said it, I stowed away in her bag to find out!

This is what I learned on my secret reconnaissance mission. Critique groups are very important to writers. As I understand it, they are made up of other writers who read your work and give you catnip and a chin scratch when you get good news. I was a little confused though, because they also seem to give you catnip and a chin scratch when you get bad news. So . . . whatever.

Wait! I got so confused that I said the wrong thing. What I should have said is that they give out chocolate and hugs!

Oh, yeah. Besides providing encouragement, critique groups can also help you brainstorm when you’re stuck. (Hmph! I can’t believe Cindy would ever need that when she has such a fine Professional Mews as me!) They also point out ways to make your story stronger, as well as places you’ve forgotten to put a comma.

So there you have it—everything you’ve ever wanted to know about critique groups! No please, hold the applause. A simple thank you is fine.

Okay, if you insist, some catnip and a chin scratch would be nice, too.

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Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry

As promised, we have a Guest Recommender today. Let’s give a warm Operation Story Share welcome to twelve-year-old Hayley!

**wild applause**

Okay, okay, that’s enough. So, Hayley, are you excited to be almost finished with school this year?

Yes, I’m about to finish 6th grade!

That’s awesome! And I understand you’re recommending a book that you just read for school. What’s it called?

Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry by Mildred D. Taylor. The book takes place in the 1930′s when blacks weren’t treated fairly. So a lot of sad things happen to the Logan family, and the Avery’s. The characters are strong loving people who care about each other.

Dewey helped me research this book and I found out it won an award in 1977. Not just any old award, but the Newbery Medal. According to their website, “The Newbery Medal is awarded annually by the American Library Association for the most distinguished American children’s book published the previous year.”

Wow! That must mean it’s pretty good. What did you like about the book?

I liked it because it wasn’t make believe! This really did happen before to many people in this time period. The book has sad, happy, and many things that everyone will love. Everyone of all ages.

I think you’re right about that. One of the parts that made my whiskers droop was when the kids at the black school were given old, worn-out textbooks. These books weren’t good enough for the white schools anymore. But instead of throwing them away, they gave them to the black kids.

One part I liked was how the black kids got even with the white bus driver for purposely running them off the road all the time. That was mission that a feline secret agent like me would come up with! What was your favorite part?

My favorite part is the last three or four chapters. They are so action packed. They are very sad, so I am warning you about that.

Action packed is right. I won’t give away any more of the story, because I think my fans are going to want to read it themselves. Is there anything more you want to tell them about Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry by Mildred D. Taylor?

Well, there is some use of not very nice racial expressions.

So, it might be more of a book for older kids to read. Or maybe younger kids could read it with their parents. But it’s definitely worth reading, both for the amazing story and the chance to learn from a piece of our country’s history.

You will love the book! And there is a movie, too.

And if you like it as much as Hayley thinks you will, Dewey also found out there is a prequel, Song of the Trees and a sequel, Let the Circle Be Unbroken.

Thank you again to our Guest Recommender, Hayley!!!

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Zen and the Laptop Computer

Everybody knows cats like cozy things. Nice sunny places on a soft carpet, unmade beds, and warm laps, just to name a few. Some humans claim this makes us lazy. That is so not true. Unlike those people, we cats just know how to find our zen while appreciating the finer things in life.

And there’s not much that could be finer than a warm lap. Except for maybe one thing. Another kind of lap—a laptop. Computer, that is.

This is my new personal favorite. No, it’s not quite as soft as I’d like, but it sure is warm and cozy up there. Cindy gets mad when she forgets to shut the lid and I lay on top of the keys. But hey, that’s not my fault, now is it? Besides, how long can it take to redo all your Windows settings anyway?

While you’re busy finding your own zen, don’t forget to mark your calendars for Friday. My most loyal fan and Guest Recommender, Hayley, will be bringing us an Operation Story Share you won’t want to miss!

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